2 weeks ago
I would ask her who her favorite Beatle was..... then lecture her for 45 minutes about why any answer other than Pete Best is totally wrong. After that, Id insist she went home immediately to research the topic until she was able to deliver a 20k word essay to me. The essay will inevitably be terrible and who wants to fuck somebody who isnt serious enough about Pete Best to write a strong paper? So, in disgust Id send her away forever, telling her to find willywank and have her, "cute face sprayed with cum". I guess some people just dont have standards.