Can't say I care for the premise much. Are we supposed to feel envious of Bree? I don't think the porn biz is very many people's "fantasy job". It doesn't make a lot of sense to me to create this character and make you want to like her and then have the whole premise of the sex be its getting her into a career she probably won't like? Bullshit. Doesn't make me very enthusiastic about the situation they're presenting, that's for sure. I feel like Bree's character is just supposed to be 'along for the ride' as far live goes, hence that she's not into anyone and is a virgin. Life's just never driven her in that direction and she hasn't cared to steer it elsewhere. I get that because of this she's cool when things start heating up. But when what is being discussed is getting her into an job where she'll be exposed to and oggled by the world? I am not convinced that her only quibble with the situation would be 'but I'm not a lesbian.' Pretty much anyone would have at least some more prevalent doubts about actually getting into porn to clear up before being like "Well I guess the only thing is that I don't think I'm very interested in women."

Bree Daniels really saves this one though, at least as best as she can. Her acting is pretty good here. She gets into her character and keeps it up throughout. From the breathing patterns to the slight shaking and little noises, she fills the part of a girl that is new at this (whether this is convincingly accurate enough as a first time is arguable but I think she did decent enough). My only complaint about Bree is the pubic hair. I personally don't feel like her character would have it all so neatly trimmed and stylized. She's certainly not doing it for anyone, and we were shown at the beginning that she prizes comfort. I would've bought that she trims sometimes, maybe it's a quirk and she thinks it's nice or she like it neat for when she masturbates (assuming she does, which I am because I don't think the performance sends out 'first orgasm' vibes, nor does her character). Having it all so precisely styled is just too ridiculous and unbelievable for the character they set up. Otherwise though she does a very hot and excellent job.

Can't really say the same for Alexis Fawx. Everything about her screams typical fake porn star performance. The look. The acting. The noises. The fucking weird positions. And yeah, I get it. She's supposed to be all fake porn star style, that's her character. But it's too much, too overdone, and it doesn't meld well with Bree's chill real-girl first-timer thing. We've got two polar opposites fucking and it ends up just being weird, especially during the facesitting when Bree's just hangin' out down there meanwhile Alexis looks like she's tryna overachieve at this week's yoga session. The ending when Alexis is really pounding her one finger into Bree's pussy is a bit much too. A softer approach would have been more convincing, just reel her into the second orgasm. You don't have to fucking earthquake it outta her, this isn't a construction zone goddammit.

The nails were... acceptable. Just long enough to make me uncomfortable but could be worse.

Found the camera pan at 19:40 hilarious. We really needed to see that flower pot apparently

I can't stand the cheap fade out ending. They went to all the trouble of setting up a story and going through the ridiculous exposition of why this is even happening to just ignore it and fade out instead. A quick conclusion would have been nice? Bring the other girl back in, say "She'll do fine", walk outta the office naked like a boss. Any half-assed ending would have been better than having the story just for the hell of it and then pretending it didn't happen. It makes it so obvious that the story is only there because it's expected to be there, that they just did what they had to do to get on with the sex.

The worst thing though. The absolute worst thing about this entire porno... Is that motherfucking couch. The sound... Those awful sounds every time either of the girls moves even slightly... It took me out of the mood every time. Like holy shit how hard would it have been to get something that makes a little less noise? It didn't bother me at first but once they really start to get into it and I first noticed the Sound™ I could not unnotice it.

I could look into this more but it's 2 in the fucking morning and I just over-analyzed a mediocre half hour porn when I'm supposed to be writing an ethics essay due a week and a half ago.

That fucking couch is gonna haunt my dreams though I swear.