Miley May

They say imitation is the finest form of flattery, so when there’s a pornstar imitation of a celebrity, you’ve really truly made it where it counts – not in the box office, but in our boxer shorts! Miley Cyrus may make some waves with her music and her obsession with demolition devices, but our very own Miley May is sending veritable tidal waves through our ball chambers and vaginal canals. We adore Miley May, and not just because of her celebrity lookalike qualities. On her own, she’s a killer little hottie with a fabulous sexual appetite and wonderful suck-and-fuck abilities. She’s as cute as a button with great plushy tits and a wonderful apple-bottom ass – not to mention the juiciest pair of blowjob lips this side of heaven and hell. Her pale creamy skin is a dreamy canvas of cum targets, and even her sexy little toes are totally nibble-worthy in every way. Miley used to go by other names, like Caroline Cross, when she focused mostly on being a white piece of fuck meat for major black anaconda to destroy. She was quite the hot IR sensation. One day, she looked at herself in the mirror while MTV was playing in the background, and the famous Rule 34 came to mind. This rule states: if it exists, there shall be a porn version of it. Caroline thought about little Miss Cyrus and applied that rule better than any other bitch on the block.